America The Strange

Let's face it, America's pretty weird. Our bakeries (http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/little-late-to-meme.html) our stores (people of walmart) our clothes (lady gaga) and a lot of other stuff. Here is a living example of Amierica.

Yes this is Weird Al Yankovic. And,

The annoying orange. We can't forget this singer though.

Yes, this is America.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm thinking of putting up ads on my blog should I or should I not? Leave your answers in the comments.

ME SORRY!

The reason I haven't been able to post anything lately is cuz we haven't had any Internet lately. The darned Internet people were like, *strange random voice of your choice* You didn't pay the bills! And we said Yes we did, Mom even payed extra! Then the Internet people said, It must be something in our system, we'll have it fixed early next week. On saterday there was no Internet, Sunday, still no Internet. Mom gave the Internet people a piece of her mind. We got the Internet. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee End.

Clays Park

We're going to Clays Park today and I'm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly exited. Even though I think everyone who saw me at walmart thinks I'm weird because I was wearing my one-piece bathing suit and shorts. But it's all gonna be worth it cuz, they have tons of stuff to do! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd, I get two sandwiches plus ice cream yaaaaaaaaaay me!
See ya!

Happy almost 4th of July! 

Why we should save the Earth

                                                                      WARNING

THIS BLOG MAY CAUSE YOU TO PEE YOUR PANTS. FOR YOUR SAFTEY WE INSIST THAT YOU KEEP A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS NEARBY.

Second order of business, if you haven't played the pinball game yet, do it. NOW! Ok, now that we've got that covered, time for the actual blog.

                                                       Why we should save the Earth 

Reason one: We live here, duh! :(

Reason two (aka the reason I had you play pinball): Earth is the only planet with pinball. I mean acording to the power pinball game, this is the only planet where if you throw a steel marble at a dragon fly it doesn't fall to the ground like a a dragon fly from any other planet would. The only thing a dragon fly on Earth doese is blink it's butt. Also, did you see how fast those mushrooms grew? Plus the fact that there are random rocks floating in midair with bouncy moss. Oh yeah, EARTH IS AWESOME, PEOPLE! SAVE IT, NOW!  So, did you enjoy the pinball?



Update: the dragonfly is from Mars, sorry.